hellabloggin:

yes hello id like to buy this painting!! its just so beautiful. ive fallen in love and i have to have it. how much is it??? wait. what do you mean thats a mirror

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ffxded:

sometimes i will just get annoyed with people randomly. like i don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them but their presence just bothers me.

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owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

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tugbutt:

ohshititsgreg:

*friendly boner*

broner

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To believe in a universe as young as six or seven thousand years old is to extinguish the light from most of the galaxy. Not to mention, the light from all the hundred billion other galaxies in the observable universe.

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breakfastburritoe:

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

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